- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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