- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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