- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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