- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

The Colts this year.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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