- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

LO AND BEHOLD!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

My dad

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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