- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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