- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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