Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A storm be brewin!

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Liverpool City Football Club

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Nuneaton..

think twice or at least think

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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