Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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