what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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seek beauty

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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