- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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