What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

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