Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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My mum is called Steve

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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