- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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