- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Rebecca Black's career.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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