Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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My Butthole.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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