- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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