What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Knock Knock? Come in.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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