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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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