how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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