- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Hail Hitler

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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