- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

human centipede

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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