Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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