charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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The queen having a shit

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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