- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Once upon a time, The end.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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