So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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I named my son ps2 controller

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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a man walked into a bar....

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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