- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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