- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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