A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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