- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Justin beiber's penis

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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