- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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