hola said the chinese man

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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women's rights

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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