- Anti Joke

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Connor is homo

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.