What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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