What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Connor is homo

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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