How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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