- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

VITAMIN C!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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