- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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