- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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