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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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