- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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