What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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well now

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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