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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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