- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A child walks into a classroom.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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