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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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