Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

woman's rights

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

whats brown and booky a book.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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