You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Black people stink of shite!

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A car walks into a bar.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Kameron Brown is gay.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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