Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Please don't shoot me

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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