What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

knock knock come in !

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Women can vote? WTF

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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