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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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