You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What the hell are you doing?

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Logan's gay

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Rebecca Black

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