- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Invisible Children Foundation.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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