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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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