What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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