- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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