what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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