What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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