- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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