Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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