A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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dyslexic's Untie

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Anti Joke

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