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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

AIDS.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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