Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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