- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

A baby seal walks into a club.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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