- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

BIG PENIS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

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