What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

outside your comfort zone

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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