How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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im @ work, LOL.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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