have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Basically

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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