Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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