Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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HOLY COW!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Dont read this joke

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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lets bomb africa

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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