how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

whats worse than gill? nothing

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A man did not like this site

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