- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Your Mom

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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