- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

i hate black people

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Hitler and Jews become friends.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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