A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

when debbie meets downer

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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