I'm at my grandmothers house right now

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Hi, my name is Jake.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Lindsay Lohan

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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