- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Women's rights.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

drew edminstin is a rat

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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