- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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a man makes a bad joke

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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