Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

guess what what that wasnt it

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Good job, son.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Penis

jd and zach loves vigina

What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

12 niqqa 12.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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