their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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