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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

sky's sty

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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